Phew!

May 9, 2008 by The Handsome Man

You got a lucky hit

*Thanks Tom!

Behold the all-powerful scrunched up paper!

May 7, 2008 by The Handsome Man

day of reckoning

A sound argument

May 6, 2008 by The Handsome Man

To argue the hand on our thigh

Sitting sadly

May 5, 2008 by The Handsome Man

sad girl is sitting in the darkness

Worth two in the bush

May 5, 2008 by The Handsome Man

cucumber in the hand

yes, yes? what?

May 2, 2008 by the ugly man

Lousy pencils

May 2, 2008 by The Handsome Man

This pencil came apart in my hands

Like a close, personal friend…

May 2, 2008 by The Handsome Man

Intimate Pain

She’s clearly a brunette - (thanks Kirsten)

April 24, 2008 by the ugly man

A poem for Key.

April 24, 2008 by The Handsome Man

hi key

The problem with really small windows

April 23, 2008 by The Handsome Man

grainy panic outside my window

Depends on what’s on the screen…

April 21, 2008 by The Handsome Man

Cooperation or harrasment

You can just tell.

April 21, 2008 by The Handsome Man

naked gay man. apparently.

True love

April 21, 2008 by The Handsome Man

Couple in love

The best idea

April 21, 2008 by The Handsome Man

Best idea for interior decoration

if thats what your’e into…

April 16, 2008 by the ugly man

Good writing

April 14, 2008 by The Handsome Man

good gun

Very short shorts

April 11, 2008 by The Handsome Man

Female legs with black shorts

Superbreadboard models are in this season

April 11, 2008 by The Handsome Man

super bread board model

Green-eyed monster

April 11, 2008 by The Handsome Man

green eye searching

Nothing says “kind” like facial tattoos

April 11, 2008 by The Handsome Man

kind taxi driver

That wacky priest!

April 11, 2008 by The Handsome Man

sexual legs and the priest

In case you were wondering

April 11, 2008 by The Handsome Man

It\'s easy to get high

Making didos

April 10, 2008 by The Handsome Man

He makes a dido

so which is it to be?

April 10, 2008 by the ugly man

must be them pesky aliens

April 10, 2008 by the ugly man

She is the seasonal

April 8, 2008 by the ugly man

Imagine how he feels about the colour of his pants!

April 2, 2008 by the ugly man
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Keep it simple

March 27, 2008 by The Handsome Man
Ass

What a cock!

March 27, 2008 by the ugly man
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2 Pieces of crockery, and a microphone.

March 27, 2008 by The Handsome Man
DJ Twists a plate

To anthromorphise, or not to anthromorphise…

March 27, 2008 by The Handsome Man
Peach and his (its) shade

Lazy days…

March 26, 2008 by The Handsome Man
Relaxing Lady

crappy life

March 26, 2008 by the ugly man
crack

Maybe she needs to be more like chilli

March 26, 2008 by The Handsome Man
Will I Ever Find A Man

That naughty chilli again

March 26, 2008 by The Handsome Man
More horny chillies

Lucky or happy on internet

March 25, 2008 by The Handsome Man
Internet Is Fun

Don’t mince your words…

March 25, 2008 by the ugly man
tits

Ronald McDonald Vampire

March 25, 2008 by the ugly man
vampire

Needs to ‘Slip Slop Slap’…

March 25, 2008 by the ugly man
beach pig